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Rise and Shine: The Internet Told Me So
February 26, 2013 | 8:15AM

Good Morning! You’ve been using Chinese takeout containers wrong your entire life!

  • If worrying about whether or not you ate horse meatballs led to a restless night, wake yoself up with some SLEEPDANCING, courtesy of Matt&Kim. 

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  • Hey. Here’s a daily reminder that you have absolutely no privacy on Facebook dot com. 
  • In other InterWeb news, here’s how to bypass Google’s two-factor authentication.
  • Are you sick of looking awkward or in pain when you flash those pearly whites? Relax yo face.

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  • “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” star Nicholas Cage bought a pyramid.. to be buried in
  • Speaking of Nicholas Cage, scientists are flummoxed after discovering that SEA SLUGS have disposable penises.
  • This cat’s head is stuck in a sandal.

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  • YOU GUYS, this pen let’s you draws things in 3D. How kewl is that. pen-4
  • So it turns out our colonial ancestors knew how to party. Hard.
  • In Awesome Photo Project of the Day: Here’s a super-sweet photoset of couples sleeping, (not as creepy as it sounds.)
  • What’s better than watching Dave Grohl & co. rock out to Jessie’s Girl? The answer is nothing.

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Happy Chuesday, y’all! Always remember…

 

 

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