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Porn Week: Zoe Voss Interview
January 12, 2011 | 9:00AM

All Words: Jeff Jetton

All Photos: The Cobrasnake

It’s pornweek at brightestyoungthings.xxx so we flew to Vegas to see what we could get into at the biggest porn convention in the world. Well, we haven’t fact checked that statement, there are probably larger ones in Japan and Germany. Especially Japan. It’s probably outrageous and makes the AEE look like the Small Press Expo in Bethesda as compared to Comic Con. But whatever, let’s get to the pornstar interviewin’…

BYTHello, Zoe Voss!  I’m with BrightestYoungThings, out of Washington, D.C.

Zoe Voss:  I’ve never been there.

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BYTYou’ve never been to D.C.?!  You’ve gotta come!  It’s the nation’s capital!  Where are you from?

Zoe Voss:  I’m originally from Minneapolis, Minnesota.

BYTI used to live there.

Zoe Voss:  No way!  Where at?

BYTLake Street, Uptown.

Zoe Voss:  I graduated from Anoka, and then somehow came out without having the Minnesota accent come out.

BYTSay tater tot hot dish.

Zoe Voss:  Hot dish!  Oh my god, I had it when I went home for the holidays.  Tater tot hot dish.  So good.  I make it for everybody at home in L.A. for potlucks and stuff.  They’re like, “What’s a hot dish?”  I’m like, “Sit down.  Brace yourself.”

BYTWhat’s your recipe?

Zoe Voss:  Cream of mushroom soup, tater tots, ground beef, and then you gotta put cheese on top, then bake it so it gets all gooey.

BYTAnd then another layer of cheese….

Zoe Voss:  There’s never enough cheese.

BYTShouldn’t there be a crust on top?

Zoe Voss:  Yeah, if you boil it at the end it gets the nice brown cheese crust.  Screw bread crumbs, they just get in the way.  People put corn in and other shit.

BYTSo, born and raised in Minnesota.  How long have you been in L.A.?

Zoe Voss:  A year now!

BYTCongratulations!  One year in L.A., how do you like it?

Zoe Voss:  Life is great.  Really awesome.  I’m still waking up from last night’s debauchery.  I stayed here at the Circle Bar at the Venetian.  I don’t feel like leaving the hotel if I don’t have to.

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BYTDid you come to the Adult Entertainment Expo last year?

Zoe Voss:  No, this is my first year.  I started in adult [entertainment] in March.

BYT How did you get into adult film?

Zoe Voss:  A friend of mine is in the industry.  I knew her from Minnesota, and she introduced me to her agent.  It flowed from there.

BYTHow many films have you done?

Zoe Voss:  I’ve done a great amount.  I can’t remember.  Somewhere under 100 but over 50.

BYTIn a year?  You’re prolific!

Zoe Voss:  Yes.  But only 25 of them are out right now.  And nice word, prolific.

BYTUm… [pauses]

Zoe Voss:  [laughs]  I just made you blush!

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BYTThis should get cut out….

Zoe Voss:  You can’t just edit that out!  You gotta show a little weakness.

BYTYeah, I’ll leave it in.  So, I just got Tom Byron to tell me how often he masturbates.

Zoe Voss:  I love Tom Byron.

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BYTHave you worked with Tom?

Zoe Voss:  I haven’t, but we have a lot of mutual friends.  He’s a great director and a great performer as well.

BYTWhat kind of music do you listen to?

Zoe Voss:  That sappy, boring John Mayer shit.

BYTNo heavy metal?

Zoe Voss:  Sometimes, if I’m feeling particularly angry, then yeah.

BYTWhich heavy metal bands are the biggest pussies?

Zoe Voss:  I don’t know if I’d consider them metal, but Avenged Sevenfold is pretty, uh…they used to be cool and now they’re just really disappointing.

Zoe Voss: Didn’t Sinister Gates just die?

BYT: Unfortunately no. You might have been thinking of the drummer. What type of film do you do?  Do you have a specific genre?

Zoe Voss:  I do a bit of everything, really.  I do both boy-girl and girl-girl—Oh man, you just heard a bit of my accent there, I see you just grinned!  The company I’m signing for today is known for doing videos that are more couple-oriented.  They’re more girlfriend-friendly.  It’s not your typical gonzo porn that’s like, something Vivid would do, persay.  It’s more romantic-y and lovey-dovey.

BYTDo you choose the guys you want to work with?  How does that work?

Zoe Voss:  We can make suggestions and say who we’d like to work with or who we have good chemistry with—

BYTWhy are you laughing?

Zoe Voss:  Because there’s totally a lot of cute guys that I’ve said I wanted to work with that I haven’t gotten to work with yet.  I’m sad.

BYTWhat kind of guys do you like to work with?

Zoe Voss:  I like to work with good-looking guys.  It’s pretty obvious who the good-looking guys are.

BYTDo you like older guys or younger guys?

Zoe Voss:  I don’t really like younger guys, they annoy me.

BYT So like silver foxes?

Zoe Voss: Yeah.  Upper 20’s, maybe.  I don’t want Hugh Hefner old, but I’d go up to 45.

BYTLike Anderson Cooper looking types?

Zoe Voss:  Oh yeah.  Man…I love old dudes.  Had to say it.

BYTSay it louder!

Zoe Voss:  I love old dudes!!  They’re more mature, they’ve got their shit together.

BYTWhat about goatees, how do you feel about that?

(points at terribly goateed man)

Zoe Voss:  Oh my god, that’s horrendous.  I wonder if there’s an animal hiding in that thing.

BYTIt’s so sad that this isn’t gonna be on video because—

Zoe Voss:  That’s a gnarly beard.

BYTAnthrax, circa ’98.

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Zoe Voss:  That’s horrible.

BYTAny regrets?

Zoe Voss:  Nope!  Love it.

BYTHow long do you want to do it for?

Zoe Voss:  Forever.  No, I’m just kidding.  A couple years, then maybe I’ll start directing.

BYTYou want to stay in L.A.?  Ever going back to Minnesota?

Zoe Voss:  Never going back to Minnesota, except to visit.  I’ll stay in L.A. and if I decide to move to Europe, maybe I will.  Maybe Australia, there’s kangaroos there!

BYT Kangaroos, yes.

Zoe Voss:  Sorry, I had to act stupid.  This is porn, I’m supposed to be dumb.

BYTYou are?  That’s so 2001 porn.

Zoe Voss:  No, it’s still there.  [laughs]

You can find Zoe Voss on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/zoe_voss

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