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Porn Week: Lily Labeau Interview
January 11, 2011 | 1:10PM

All Words: Jeff Jetton

All Photos: The Cobrasnake

It’s porn week here at brightestyoungthings.xxx.  Don’t pretend like you’ve never seen porn. Or you don’t watch porn. It seems as though everyone does these days. We brought Mark ‘the Cobrasnake’ Hunter out from L.A. to photograph the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

Along the way we ran into Lily Labeau and sat down for a little one-on-one…

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BYT: How long have you been in the industry for?

Lily Labeau: I’ve been in the industry for one year and three months.

BYT: Fifteen months, so you are sort of a newbie.

Lily Labeau: Yeah, I sorta am actually!

BYT: So, how are you liking it so far?

Lily Labeau: I am really liking it! It’s been up and down and left and right and back and forth but its on the up and up now just steadily increasing up now I feel like this year is going to be awesome!

BYT: 2011 is going to be the year of Lily Labeau?

Lily Labeau: It’s going to be my year, I’m hoping! The year of Labeau. (laughs) But, no it’s going to be a good one.

BYT: So how many videos have you done so far?

Lily Labeau: I don’t know actually, nobody knows, we kind of just lose track after awhile. I’d say, like, film-wise I’ve done, like, fifty maybe.

BYT: Fifty? That’s prolific.

Lilly Labeau: Prolific? What does that mean?

BYT: That means, umm, productive.

(woman walks by)

Lilly Labeau: Oh yeah, oooh I think I know her, ohhh I do know her.

BYT: Did you work with her?

Lilly Labeau: No, I didn’t get to work with her, but I was on set with her, so we talked and hung out for a little bit BUT I don’t remember her name, sooooo anyways!

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BYT: No its fine, so where are you from?

Lily Labeau: I was born in Washington State. I lived their for nine years but then my mom moved us to Arizona, and I lived their for nine years and L.A. has been like the last year.

BYT: The last year and three months?

Lily Labeau: Nah, since February.

BYT: Wait, so you started in the industry in Arizona?

Lily Labeau: Yeah, I started in the industry in Arizona, and I would travel back and forth. and it was a six hour drive, but I would stay for like a week, week and a half or two weeks but I was, like, this is stupid I want to live out here. So, uh, I went to Japan I made a lot of money.

BYT: What did you do, did you make films in Japan?

Lily Labeu: Yeah, I actually turned 20 in Japan.

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BYT: How was that?

Lily Labeu: It was good, they were all kind of little, and they and sort of, they fucked kind of stoic-like.

BYT: Wait, its not going to come out (in print) so what’s little?

Lily Labeu: Uh, four inches? Yeah like four or five inches. Yeah, their dicks are smaller, but they were still good and they were still fun. It was just, different, you know?

BYT: These were famous Japanese pornstars?

Lily Labeu: Yeah, kind of. And they have all been doing it for like five years and they were dorky and chubby and cute and, like, cute little Asians.

BYT: Like Pokémon?  …Pokémen!

Lilly Labeu: Yeah kind of! One of them was really hot though. He was tall for the Asians, for the Japanese men. He had this punky little haircut and kind of took me out and slapped me around during the scene. It was, like, a little more rough than any of the other guys could ever do so I was happy with that.

BYT: What was his name?

Lilly Labeu: I don’t know. A Japanese name. I don’t even know anyone’s name there.

BYT: Did they speak English?

Lilly Labeu: No. They would, like, talk in Japanese and say lots of dirty stuff and I would kind of just go ‘YEAHHH! YEAHHH” but I never knew what they were saying, so yeah. So I got a lot of money in Japan, and saved up all my money and moved out to California with it.

BYT: So how long where you in Japan for?

Lilly Labeu: A week, just a week.

BYT: And you made enough money in that time to move out to LA?

Lilly Labeu: Yeah. And by move out to LA I mean I just packed up my car and put everything in boxes and everything I owned could all fit in my car in boxes. I didn’t have much to my name, I had been traveling a lot and somehow everything just kind of went away with it.

BYT: How long do you think you will be doing this for?

Lilly Labeu: As long as possible or at least as long as I can. I am really enjoying it and I know this year going to be awesome.

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BYT: Does you family and everyone know what you are doing and what you are up to?

Lilly Labeu: Yeah, my family knows and everyone knows about it. I was actually on the phone with my mom this morning while I was getting ready and she knew where I was and what I am doing. Its really nice, she just loves me for me.

BYT: Has she seen any of your work?

Lilly Labeu: No, but I think she’s seen some pictures, my mom she is just like ‘it’s sex you are going to have it’. You’re naked, she’s seen me naked. I mean, no mother likes to see their daughter getting railed on camera, but she’s not a prude. She’s fine so I am like AWESOME mom, thanks mom for being neat.

BYT: What metal band do you think is the biggest bunch of pussies?

Lilly Labeu: I don’t know the names of any metal bands.

BYT: So you don’t listen to metal at all?

Lilly Labeu: I mean no, I listen to some alternative though. Not so much metal and I listen to a lot of techno, I really really love electronic music, like I love house music, and dub step but, uh, yeah, and like, indie folk.

BYT: Indie folk, like what bands?

Lilly Labeu: Well, would Bon Iver count as folk?

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BYT: Bon Iver, pretty big pussies, but we are going to have to round this one up, it has been very much a pleasure meeting you.

Lilly Labeu: Thank you!

You can follow Lily on Twitter right here.

http://twitter.com/lilylabeau

or here:

http://insidelilylabeau.com/

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  • Jeff Jetton says:

    You’d be surprised how PG this trip has been. Sorry to disappoint.

  • ModernSophist says:

    Check the links on this page. I don’t think any of them are working properly. Meanwhile, I want more of those photos. Really, anything of this Jetton fellow. What size is he? Doesn’t matter…tell him I have an outfit for him to wear.

  • Michael says:

    So did you do her?

  • Stills says:

    These interviews are undoubtedly awesome, but I still think you should’ve put Bucket on assignment to cover this Monster.

  • omgnoway says:

    jeff jetton in vegas for a porn show. i imagine that this is the most PG thing to come out of that trip

  • cale Cale says:

    I was really hoping you’d fall in love at the expo and then we’d write a rom-sex-com screenplay about it

  • Oh gee says:

    You cannot win with people. If you would have written something raunchy or flat out dirty, you’d probably get flack for it. I’m surprised you have the pick up with nippage. You look like one happy man in the first picture.

  • sj says:

    jeff: i’m telling you man..this girl i interviewed is into me i think..
    awkward friend: i dont know man..
    cool black friend: this is just like when you thought that stripper was into you. she is NOT into you!
    jeff: we were vibing dude.. she even let me expose her nip in a photo.

  • Jeff Jetton says:

    SJ, I really hope you aren’t a screenwriter in real life. And I really doubly hope you aren’t writing yourself into a screenplay as ‘cool black friend’. And Seaton, if this is you, think twice about moving to New York.

  • haha says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…Jeff at a porn show, and this whole article series are so apropos I *had* to comment. Literally laughing out loud right now. Glad to see things are as I remembered them.