all photos by Dakota Fine
Hmmmm-what do we have here….
A Tuesday evening in our Capital City and all is well. While the ordinary citizen safely sleeps, our DJs and party planners are preparing for the
BYT/Capital Pride SPANDEX party at the Wonder Bread Factory this Friday.
BUT, WAIT. If we had a girl named Molly, she would be in danger.
AND SO WOULD OUR DJs!
Darkness lurks around all corners. Evil temptresses in the form of DRAG QUEENS!
Jezzibel Jaxknife, Birdie LaCage, DC’s Very Own Peaches, and Pu$$y Noir.
They will not rest until SPANDEX is destroyed!
Zoinks! The Queens have our DJs bound-and-gagged.
Are our DJs doomed? Will our bears live to hibernate another winter?
Without rescue the SPANDEX party could be lost.
When we last left our DJs, we had said our fearful farewells.
They were hopelessly trapped deep within the death shaft.
Certainly, all would be lost. But…wait!
NO NEED TO FEAR! Our scantily clad superheros are here to save the day.
Leaping lesbians! Twin twink powers activated.
That is sure to deliver a DOUBLE PUNCH!
Their superpowers are FEATHERS, SASS, and SHADE…and they throw them all!
With our Queens foiled by the flick of a feather – and a dash of fabulous – our superheroes save our DJs and save the day.
The SPANDEX Party will go on!!
Rejoice, good citizens, you too can join our Superheroes at SPANDEX.
The Official 2013 Capital Pride Opening
at the newly restored historic
Wonder Bread Factory!
FOUR LEVELS OF MAYHEM
Floor One: Check-In, Food Trucks, Smoking
Floor Three: Glitterlust, AVAN LAVA, Reesa Renae, DJ Smudge, DJ MAJR, Photobooth, Roofdeck
Floor Four: Sharon Needles, Rye Rye, CTRL DJs, Moonbounce, Second Photobooth, Roofdeck
Basement: Otter/Bear Cave (all sorts of awesome), DJ Bil Todd, DJ Tommy Cornelis, OTTERS IN SINGLETS
We’ll have something for everyone at this multi level sensory overload secret-headquarters!
Featuring America’s Super Villain:
Just to recap that’s…
Music performances by:
(RuPaul’s Drag Race Winner)
(Little firecracker of awesome)
(NYC super-pop super-heroes)
(Saw her perform the other day and immediately booked her for this SO GOOD)
(Arguably BYTs favorite new band)
(Queer discopunk born in the back alleys of DC)
Drag performance by:
(Disolve a pearl in vinegar and drink it)
(Single handedly dominated BYTs Donut Fest 2013)
(DCs Very Own)
and your DJs:
(SHIFT / Siren)
+ The Food Truck Battle of the Century!
Advance Tickets are $20
Day of goes up to $25
Our events often sell out before day of!
18+ to enter, 21+ to drink
As always, there is no dress code, but we recommend dressing as your favorite superhero or villain.
Or just wear underwear.