The pictures this meme uses were drawn with good intentions. An old Floridian wanted to illustrate how Jesus is always with you, no matter what you do. Unfortunately, this gave the impression of an overeager Jesus bothering a straight-faced human. For all you haters, check out this piece of e-philosophizing: This meme makes Jesus more human. He’s not some perfect untouchable deity; he’s your funny and assholish friend! He’s your prank-pullin’ neighbor! Now you can love Jesus in ways you never thought possible. You’re welcome.

Scroll on for some holy gags. If you like spreading the good word via meme in our comments section, leave your pew, open up Microsoft paint, visit jesus-withyoualways.com and get to overlaying funny text.