I’m an only child and I want a lot of things, and I want them right now.
1. Wedding Invitations Designed By This Genius.
2. A Manchester Studio Where We Can Relive The Late 80s.
3. A Sweet Ride Out of Town at the Dawn of the Apocalypse.
4. And This Drop Top Chrysler Minivan to Hold Me Over Until the End.
5. A Turkish Cave House Compound Where We Can Sow our Wild Oats.
BONUS*
6. An Armageddon Original Cast & Crew Bomber Jacket.
DOUBLE BONUS**
7. Free Reign Over An Abandoned Prison.
TRIPLE BONUS***
8. This Alexander Calder Necklace.
QUADRUPLE BONUS****
9. To Be The Darling of the Roller Coaster Rollerblade Circuit.
BONUS PLUS*****
10. A Gigantic Porch Swing.
DELUXE BONUS*****
11. A Lifetime Supply of Banh Mi from the Dickson.
MEGA BONUS******
12. An (unbreakable since I know my friends) Branch Wine Carafe.
X-TREME BONUS********
13. To Bro-out With Phil Collins While Wearing Coonskin Caps.
ULTRA TITANIUM BONUS**************
14. Get Involved In An Elaborate Prank War.
PLATINUM BONUS*******************
15. Slutty Apres Ski Wear.
BONUS BONUS************
16. To trick or treat with Beavis and Butthead.
