I’m an only child and I want a lot of things, and I want them now.

1. The Ability  to Explore Outer Space Without Having a Panic Attack.

2. A Kenny Powers Butt Mat.

3. A Tricked Out Custom Pony.

4. To Be Majority Shareholder of this Chilean Mega-Pool Resort.

5. A Corvette Desk on Which to Issue Executive Orders.

BONUS*

6. A Bed Within A Bed To Fool Assassins and Alarm Clocks.

DOUBLE BONUS**

7. Donna’s Dress.

TRIPLE BONUS***

8. To Find a Guy Who’ll Propose To Me Like This.

QUADRUPLE BONUS****

9. Tools To Stay Off The Grid.

SUPER BONUS*****

10. A New Office for BYT.

MEGA BONUS *******

11. To Roll With A Posse of Hip Hop Magicians.

EXTREME XXX BONUS

13. A Chivalrous Toilet Paper Dispenser.

ULTIMATE BONUS DELUXE********

14. An Anteater to Escort Me Around Paris.

DREAM BONUS****************

15. A Waffle Shop in My Basement Open 24-7 Just For You and Me