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The Taxlo and Nuh Uh! DJs scheduled a Baltimore Washington Parkway mini tour with Passion Pit’s various pet projects. The Mid-Atlantic corridor couldn’t be happier.
We happen to have some free tickets for the D.C. stop, this Thursday at Velvet Lounge.
Perhaps you would like to partake?
All you have to do is play matchmaker for a newly single Al Gore.
I’ll go first: Courtney Love of course!
Gore committed to the environment? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He’s committed to making money by saying he’s committed to the environment.
Hmmm, who also was committed to making money by saying they were committed to a cause?
Oh yeah, Arafat. So Gore should date Arafat’s dead corpse.
I win.
Bristol Palin
Lady Gaga
Can’t you just picture him and Jane Fonda as a total power couple? They can bump oscars!
Vint Cerf, the real guy who invented the Internet.
Kathy Griffin!
Boy George or Jane Goodall
Alicia Silverstone
Kate Gosselin, obvi
I think he needs a wild child to renew his inner young guy. I vote a young hippie chick like Joss Stone or Ke$ha. They’ll keep him on his toes.
Wanda Sykes, for the win
He’ll only be happy with someone as committed to the environment as he is: Leonardo DiCaprio
joan rivers
Angelina Ballerina
he needs someone who can put him straight when he starts crazy talking.
whoopi goldberg.
mmhm
Can I pick myself? Al Gore is real hot and real sangle
martha stewart
david schwimmer as greenzo.