Independence Day is the annual alcoholic/pyromaniac’s favorite holiday.
If you made it in to work this morning then we congratulate you. As reward for your dedication and total awesomeness we are bringing you even more weekend doings, parties, and happenings. If you are taking the day off today then.. screw you cuz we wish we were you! Either way our advice for you is to stay hydrated and let your dwindling bank account ride off into the sunset because this is summer and summer deserves some really gay weekends!
THURSDAY
Check out a DC summer music standard. Shows at Fort Reno start at 7pm and give you a great excuse to lay in the grass, people watch, and hear some local music.
The Phillips Gallery is hosting its once a month gallery hangout shindig, Phillips After 5!
LOL Lilith Fair… Sarah McLachlan with The National Philharmonic is at Merriweather Post Pavilion.
Shows at DC9 never disappoint. You can get a little punx tonight at The Men with Mary Christ.
FRIDAY
Every week we tell you to go to Jazz in the Garden…
30 Fringe Festival acts perform 4 minute previews of their productions at Capital Fringe.
Red Palace welcomes The Grand American Vaudeville Revue, Baltimore’s premiere and Best of Burlesque.
Enjoy $14 pitchers of beer, signature cocktails and sangrias, and $3 Stoli cocktails at Endless Summer Fridays at Policy!
It’s gonna be hot outside so why not dance and drink with some adorable scruffy boys at the DC Eagle for Otter Crossing ?
Check out your new favorite band, Friends at Rock and Roll Hotel.
Celebrate Out for Equality 2012: Queer Youth Project 1 Year Anniversary at Mova!
“Body Jam is the P90X of dance nights” so bring your short shorts and sweatbands to Looking Glass.
SATURDAY
Things are gonna get a big weird at Farm Fest 2012. Like for real… Black Moth Super Rainbow is playing out on a farm on Maryland. Camp out and rock out.
No Scrubs: 90′s Dance Party is back at 9:30 Club! This guilty pleasure dance party doesn’t happen everyday so soak up all the TLC you can.
And check out Color Wheel at 9:30 Club’s Backbar while you’re at it.
ROBYN DJ SET!!!!! DUH DUH DUHHHH! Okay so don’t fret if you didn’t get the pre-sale tickets because Several hundred tickets will be available at the door for Saturday, 7/7 w/ Robyn, DJ Rokk & Mixtape DJs Shea Van Horn & Matt Bailer. DUH ITS ROBYN DJing UHALL!
SUNDAY
Zoom Urban Lesbian Excursions brings you The Lady Pond (kayaking) at Jack’s Boathouse.
DC King’s “Mid-Summer Sex-Fest” Drag King Show is at Phase 1!
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