One year ago a marvelous and most wonderous thing happened, Kylie Minogue came to Washington, DC! The teeny tiny Aussie deserves a good tribute and we are here to give it to her.

So let us take a moment to put on some music that you just cant get out of your head and enjoy some Kylie images along with your healthy dose of weekend bets. PS… oh mi gawd this song!!
Also don’t miss the BYT Embassy of France after hours event Zou Bisou Bisou featuring both gay talent and a pink logo. Yum.
THURSDAY
Get real sweaty at Zeba Bar for the monthly Jet Set dance party.
DC9 is bringing you a good electropop show with Big/Bright headlining.
If modern art is your thing come by Phillips After 5 at The Phillips Collection for live music, gallery talks, art art art, as well as food and cash bar.
Metro Weekly’s Next Generation Awards cocktail hour is happening at Skybar at the Beacon Hotel at 6:30pm.
Tickets for the Fiesta Asia Film Fest at West End Cinema are only $10 and get you four movies celebrating Asian Heritage.
FRIDAY
The one stop shop for cute, scruffy dudes is here. Grab your bearded buds and head to Otter Crossing at The DC Eagle.
Vintage board games, contests, and really gay Twister will be at Science Club for Game Parlour: LGBT Game Night!
Come enjoy drinks specials , hors d’oeuvres, music by DJ Whitney Day at Pink & Purple Sunset: A Women’s Event on the Capitol Hill Liaison Hotel rooftop deck.
Treat your dance fever at Looking Glass Lounge for Body Jam 10!
Wet Paint at 9:30 Club’s Backbar is house music party brought to you by house music lovers. Love it.

SATURDAY
Start the Cinco de Mayo celebrations early with bottomless brunch for $35 at El Centro. A good bottomless brunches is our new favorite thing.
Admission is free for over 40 food trucks, live music, beer, and more at Curbside Cookoff: “Trucko de Mayo” in the RFK Stadium Lot.

Washington National Cathedral‘s All Hallows Guild’s spring festival is today. Flower Mart 2012 brings you uhh flowers (hint: don’t forget mother’s day), food, and music all for free at the cathedral.
May is International Cultural Awareness Day in DC, which means you should probably make an effort to learn a thing or two about another country. Thankfully the district has the advantage of embassy open houses instead of costly jetsetting. Come down to Dupont between Mass Ave and P Street NW for the Passport DC 2012 Around the World Embassy Tour!
Things are going to get a little gayer than normal at Black Cat Backstage for GAY//BASH.
Put on whatever gear you are into and head to CODE at Green Lantern.
$3 Coronas, $5 Margaritas, $2 Tacos, mariachi music and Sauza Hornitos Tequila specials at H Street Country Club for Cinco de Mayo!

SUNDAY
This is one of our favorite events of the year. On the first Sunday of May, Wonderland throws a barbecue on its patio. It is packed with men and women wearing their favorite sundresses, and at some point everyone gets drunk and the guys line up for a sundress fashion show. While there will be lots of straight guys in dresses, it also attracts a lot of cute gay dudes wearing their favorite frocks. The 8th Annual Sundress Fest is a not-to-be-missed event. (check out some photos from years past here and here!)
Tonight is your last chance to catch drag extraordinaire Joey Arias and master puppeteer Basil Twist’s show at Woolly Mammoth Theatre. Get your tickets for Arias With A Twist before its too late!

MONDAY MENTION
Nellie’s will be hosting the 1st annual Stonewall Bocce Cake Off! Come by to see the Stonewall Bocce teams to show off their baking skills and raise some dough for charity. YUM!

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