It’s that time of year, when we sit down in front of the television and turn into Joan Rivers. Don’t even pretend like you don’t sit down to a few bottles of wine and pick apart every single sequin, cuff link, and pear shaped body. It’s our right as lay-non-actors. And, honestly, you know that some of them are there to make the worst dressed list on purpose. Duh, all publicity is good publicity. (well, maybe not if you’re Lindsay…)
But, before we get to the booze soaked glitz, there is an entire weekend of fun shit to do. Everything is hand picked from AllCity where you can find more juicy events. You can also find BYGays on Facebook where we post amazing things all the time. Or follow us on Twitter which is like the Wild Fucking West of queer nonsense (and by that I mean we post weird Internet LOLZ and sassy commentary. idk where it all comes from, to be honest, but I can promise it’s exactly what you are looking for on the world wide web.)
Here we go. Grab those bottles of booze for this weeks theme: MEGA OSCARS GIFS. Welcome to your weekend.
Foreplay has got to start off a little soft, right, especially when it’s nude? Make sure to hit up the Nu’d Soft Opening.
DJ TMY and special guest DJ Matt Bailer will keep those French beats slick with champagne at Maison.
Looks like Dub Step is making a come back. Here’s to queering it up a bit to give it a danceable beat. Talkin’ Bout’ Dub: Queer Dubstep Night at Phase 1 of Dupont
Where the Girls Go brings giant inflatable objects and a Polaroid photo booth to old dyke favorite Fab Lounge for a free 80s/90s dance party: Honey, I Shrunk the Queers!
Beat City is back! Shotgun some beers and rock your way into oblivion, at Chief Ike’s Mambo Room.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHASE 1. The original Phase 1 will be celebrating it’s 42nd anniversary with a 90′s themed bash!
Disco, sex, fog, lasers, leather? UM YES PLEASE. You’ll find everything you sleazy little heart desires at RAW.
SHOPPING… for real estate. It’s probably a good thing to learn about for your future gaybies. Hit up the GLOE LGBT Life Planning Series to learn everything you need to know about buying real estate.
Make you way on over to Town for their 7th annual Oscars Party. I imagine lots of drinking and noise until Meryl Streep wins.