Where we talk about stuff (happening in and around D.C.) we didn’t always write about but is still something you may care to get all riled about and comment on. So, without further ado – today, in other D.C. media sources:

• Here’s a biting (but pretty humorous) round-up of The Douchiest Bars in DC. (via Complex)
• There’s a new cheese-and-beer pairings course at Seasonal Pantry this month. Our mouths are watering. (via Borderstan)
• Wheel of Fortune has been auditioning DCists at National Harbor, hoping to find contestants who won’t crack under pressure. (via WJLA)
  
• Your S My D, WBC News of the Day: Congress just passed restrictions on military funerals, making it nearly illegal for the Westboro Baptist Church (or anyone) to picket a veteran’s funeral two hours before or after the ceremony. (via Huffington Post)
• In somewhat terrifying news, a porch collapsed out of nowhere in Columbia Heights yesterday. No one was injured. (via New Columbia Heights)
  
  (IAFF36 // New Columbia Heights)
• Good news, crab fans–suppliers speculate soft-shell crab season could run as long as September. In celebration of/preparation for the crab feasts ahead, here are six great places to grab some crab in the District. (via Washingtonian)
• And finally, three planes almost collided at Reagan National this week due to miscommunication from air traffic controllers. (via Washington Post)