Good morning everyone!  Ready to decrease your daily productivity by hanging out on the internet all morning? Of course you are. And why? the most important questions first: JUST HOW MANY CAMELS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND WORTH? WHAT IF… West Anderson OR David Lynch remade Point break…? What would Joyce Brothers do? The cocktail chart of [...]

Let’s just put on those space glasses and trip the fuck out.

HAPPY FRIDAY. YOU EARNED IT.

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

Normally if you wanted to tell someone to their face that they’re “a flaming dick wagon” you would exercise a degree of self-restraint.

Ready to get down and dirty with some internet this morning? First things first: 25 easy breakfast hacks that will make your morning brighter. Including, but not limited to: Now that you’ve eaten some pancake bacon, it may be time to burn some of those calories.  Need to get into shape? Have only 7 min [...]

WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around DC) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

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