Missed the announcement? Too cheap to pay your way? It’s cool, we’ve got you covered.
The nitty gritty: Thursday, April 26th we’re partnering with The Howard Theatre to push the space/speakers to the limit with our friends of UNDERGROUND REBEL BINGO! Plus NANCY WHANG OF LCD SOUNDSYSTEM AND JUAN MACLEAN will keep the party going well past you’ve got hoarse yelling “BINGOOOOOO!” Naturally we’ve also go Katie Balloons, burlesque performers, glow sticks, interns forced to wear dumb costumes, temporary tattoos, and other stuff we come up with!
IT’S OBVIOUSLY GOING TO SELL OUT. GET YOUR TICKETS HERE. OR TRY YOU LUCK AND WIN THEM. Wanna enter? It’s simple. In the spirit of games, fill in this Clue-inspired MADLIB. The weirdest/funniest/most creative answer wins:
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The killer is: Mr./Mrs. [exceedingly British sounding name] in the [type of room or environment] with a [weapon/object/idea]
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The fine print: This is a 21+ event, please have your ID ready.
Under 21 and want to go? Let us know. We’ll update you if we are able to open it up to 18+ (no promises tho)
Festivities start promptly at 8pm and go till they kick us out. We plan on pushing the Howard Theatre’s lights and sound until there is blood all over the walls.
Stay informed:
http://www.twitter.com/byt
http://www.thehowardtheatre.com
http://www.rebelbingo.com/
http://www.nouveaurichedc.com/
Brought to you by Stella, the official beer of BYT:
The killer is: Mr. Quailing Pummels in the Hunger Games arena with a limited edition of Battle Royale DVD.
The killer is: Mr. WILLIAM CORNWALLIS in the BADLANDS with a DOUBLE DILDO.
The killer is: Mrs. Moneypenny in the boudoir with a glare.
The killer is Sir Wellington Gloucester in the roller rink with a mammoth tusk
The killer is: Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch in the TARDIS with a sonic screwdriver.
Mr./Mrs. ESSEX MANCHESTER in the KINGSTON ROOM with a WALOP from the cricket stick.
The killer is Colonel Angus downstairs in the cellar with a candlestick
The killer is Mr Bollocks Twatqueef in the abattoir with a cattle prod.
Cheers!
The killer is Mr. LiLo in the man cave with the Foreman Grill!
The killer is Mrs. Beatrix Pussywillowswillingtonsworth in the corridor of the matinee with the sharpened edge of her Zipcar card.
The killer is: kindness on the streets of DC with a exceedingly thoughtful and endearing comments
MR. Barry in an Asian grocery store with words that cut like a knife
The killer is: Ms. Maudeuline Dumbleforth in a reclaimed-by-the-displaced-locals formerly-gentrified neighborhood thoroughfare with the Sound of Silence (…not the song).
The killer is: Mr./Mrs. Harry Potter James Bond Austin Powers Moneypenny Benny Hill Mick Jagger Paul McCartney in the transsexual strip club with a unicycle.
The killer is Rupert in the solarium with a celery stalk.
The killer is Ms. McKiddie in the Kids Club with a Bop-It.
The killer is Dr. Remington J. Hoover in a meeting in the bedroom with your mom.
The killer is: Mr. Belvedere in the conservatory with methane gas
WINNER SELECTED. CHECK YOUR DAMN EMAIL.