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Behind the Desk 68: Happy To Be Here
November 2, 2012 | 1:45PM

Brandon Wetherbee hosts the talk show/podcast You, Me, Them, Everybody at the Wonderland Ballroom in D.C. and in Baltimore, Brooklyn, Chicago and Philadelphia. Listen to it online at youmethemeverybody.com. He’ll be hosting You, Me, Them, Everybody this Friday at the Wonderland Ballroom and Sunday at The Whistler in Chicago.

I wrote this whole, dumb, self-indulgent piece about hating and loving and the storm and comedy and I may or may not be getting sick blah blah blah. It was bad.

I love hosting my talk show. Watching Letterman be a guest on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” makes me excited to host tonight’s show. Watch the segments here.





Kimmel is happy to be there. It makes me happy. I will do my best to be happy to be at my show. No one should ever have to watch someone on a stage that’s just trying to get back at dad/mom/boyfriend/girlfriend/friend/acquaintance/pet/9-11/Katrina/war/#occupy/Romney/Obama.

Thanks for reading and have a wonderful night.

OH WAIT! I FORGOT! I’M AN ALL STAR! I’LL BE HEADLINING SHAQ’S ALL STAR COMEDY JAM THIS SATURDAY AT DAR CONSTITUTION HALL! THAT’S RIGHT! ME! I’M AN ALL STAR! A COMEDY ALL STAR! SMASH MOUTH WILL PLAY ME ON (I stole that line from Jenn Tisdale)! I WILL SLAM DUNK PUNCH LINES ALL NIGHT! WHITE PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT! SLAM DUNK! MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT! SLAM DUNK! WACKY VOICE! SLAM DUNK! HE’S ON FIRE! NBA JAM!

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