Become a BYT VIPER and win (all this crazy loot) this week!
Shauna Alexander | May 8, 2013 | 12:30PM |
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Look, it’s simple… VIPERS is a special monthly package deal dedicated to keeping you (even more) on the cutting edge/the envy of everyone around you. What’s this all about? I hear you say. There must be a catch!

No catch. Just straight up this: For $11/month (that’s less than the price of a decent sixpack), you get priority access to some of the special little things that come our way:

  • Paid reserves at select (already) sold-out shows
  • hugs-heavy bus trips to where-the-hell-is-that venues like Merriweather Post Pavilion
  • pre-release MP3s and promo CD downloads
  • members-only ticket giveaways and discounts
  • priority line-jumping at BYT events
  • tons of loot we get from labels and PR people that we don’t know what to do with
  • exclusive pre-pre-pre-sales
  • monthly secret happy hours where you can huddle amongst the rest of the VIPER elite + pick up extra schwag
  • super sweet Vipers-only pow wows with some of your favorite musicians, artists and  local celebs
  • and, well, anything else we can think of.

Think of it as buying a bunch of little surprises for yourself. Give yourself a gift. Don’t think about it, don’t plan it, just do it. Repeat after us:

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>>>>>>>>>>>> Here is a Featured Event >>>>>>>>>>>>
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Saturday 10/29
The Bentzen Ball Presents: John F. O'Donnell @ DC Improv Lounge
$10.00 / $10.00
https://jfod.eventbrite.com John F. O'Donnell One Hour Comedy Special Taping Directed by Fugazi's Brendan Canty ~~CROOSH DEETS~~ Saturday, Oct 29th, 2016 6:30pm Doors / 7:30pm Show 9:15pm Doors / 9:45pm Show DC Improv Comedy Club 1140 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20001 $10 tickets on sale now! This is an 18+ event. ~~~~ John F. O'Donnell is psyched and honored to be taping his first one-hour stand up special during Bentzen Ball 2016 at the legendary DC Improv. John F. O'Donnell (JFOD) is currently a 'Political Correspondent' on the comedy news television show 'Redacted Tonight w/ Lee Camp' on RT America. According to the Comedy Central Insider, "John F. O'Donnell is one of the more explosive comics in New York City. On stage, he's like a tightly capped liter of soda filled with lit fireworks." John has been featured in The New York Times, The LA Times and The Huffington Post, as well as being one of Comedy Central's Fresh Faces of Comedy. Most recently, JFOD has been given a Congressional Press Credential and will be covering the Presidential Debates on location for 'Redacted Tonight,' which, if you know him, seems like a terrible breach of security. This very special stand up event will be directed by the brilliant composer/producer/filmmaker and founding member of Fugazi, Brendan Canty. Watch JFOD on Redacted Tonight: http://bit.ly/RedactedJFOD ~~~ Thanks to our sponsor: http://www.heineken.com/ ~~~ More Bentzen Ball shows available at: http://www.bentzenball.com Stay informed: http://www.twitter.com/byt
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LET’S FACE IT, IF YOU WERE A VIPER, YOU COULD BE WINNING THESE TICKETS RIGHT NOW:

http://vimeo.com/64784677

 

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

SIGN UP NOW

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Got questions? Shoot ‘em over to VIPERS@brightestyoungthings.com

Important fine print: You’ll be automatically billed monthly through Paypal.  And you can opt out at any time by contacting vipers@brightestyoungthings.com and we will release you back to the unwashed masses a little cooler than before.

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