Do you want to sit on a bench, dejectedly? Me either. But Keanu Reeves does.

The internet watched you sleep last night.

On life, cookies and never, ever, ever catering again.

Let’s not be coy about this. You’re at work and you’re probably reading this because someone is an idiot.

Today’s meme is pizza. That’s right. Just pizza.

Welcome to your waking nightmare.

Let’s just put on those space glasses and trip the fuck out.