Do you want to sit on a bench, dejectedly? Me either. But Keanu Reeves does.
The internet watched you sleep last night.
Summer punches, boozy horchatas, fresh and fruity guacs and more. Your new favorite summer menu…
On life, cookies and never, ever, ever catering again.
Let’s not be coy about this. You’re at work and you’re probably reading this because someone is an idiot.
Today’s meme is pizza. That’s right. Just pizza.
Welcome to your waking nightmare.
This year was the ninth in a row that DC area folks, at the urging of the Montana State Society, ate balls.
Let’s just put on those space glasses and trip the fuck out.