If you build it…you can nap
Wear the kind of lip liner your ancestors wore while SLAUGHTERING INDIGENOUS PEOPLE, then dip your fingers into their blood & smear it over your mouth for a nice red lip.
D.C. smells like pot and no one gives a shit! Because they’re all high.
John in Bonertown, I certainly can tell you what Mouthfeel means.
We’ll never tell…
Here’s a bird video to celebrate because Hawke!
Bob Marley is not JAMMIN’ his way back from the dead to come entertain you at the DC Improv
Do you have an hour to spare, because we have a shit ton of costumed llamas to show you.
People dancing with dogs but more importantly, DOGS DANCING WITH PEOPLE